The Nabileon

High School Prank

2008-09-18T15:39:00.001+02:00

Who says today’s kids aren’t smart? Well, some of them are!

I wish I’d thought of this ...

At a high school in Montana a group of students played a prank on the school.

They let three goats loose in the school.

Before they let them go they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.

Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3.

Source: Laugh out Loud

The Analyst inside

2008-09-14T14:46:00.002+02:00

Header, originally uploaded by Nabileon.

So finally I'm having some time to build my new blog, the work related one .. so give it a month and visit us, I'm seeking writers if you wanna pass byto The Analyst Inside

So are we now "Nasanees"??!

2008-07-23T12:11:00.001+03:00

Just don't look from high above , dig deep into !!

2008-07-14T16:52:00.002+03:00

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.

When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant’s owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of cutlery. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our staff are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed.

I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s zip on his trousers. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the rest-room. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the rest-room by 76.39 per cent."

I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"

"Well," he whispered, "I don’t know about the others, but I use
the spoon."

The Advantage of Being an ARAB

2008-04-23T19:48:00.002+02:00

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.One day, he decided that he would love to plant some herbs in his garden, but he knew he was alone and too old and weak.His son was in college in Paris.

So the old man sent him an e-mail explaining the problem:
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant any herbs in my garden.I am sure, if only you were here, that you would help me and dig up the garden for me.I love you,your father."

The following day, the old man received a response e-mail from his son:
"Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. That is where I have hidden 'THE THING.'I love you, too,Ahmed."

At 4 am the FBI and the Rangers visited the house of the old man and took the whole garden apart, searching every inch. But they couldn't find anything. Disappointed, they left the house.

The next day, the old man received another e-mail from his son:
"Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your herbs.That is all I could do for you from here.Your loving son,Ahmed"

Globalization for Dummies !!

2008-03-19T10:34:00.003+02:00

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer:

An English princess with

an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian

who was drunk on Scottish whisky,

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by a Canadian,

using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegal's.....

That, my friends, is Globalization!

Did You Know ? Are you Ready ? Are They?

2008-01-24T13:53:00.000+02:00

These are really good questions for the one planning to have a baby one day!! or even the one who is living now adays ?!

We Shaped the Rocks

2008-01-21T15:35:00.001+02:00

We Shaped the Rocks, originally uploaded by Nabileon.

Where the people who shaped the Rocks?
Where is the people who didn’t care about a football game?
Where is the people who stand in the fire, and walk through the storms?
I Hate it, I hate about half my country population, those who think that life is all going around Melody, this catastrophic channel.
"Melody Tunes, All Say2at all the time :s"
I Really Hate it

I Care About Software

2008-01-21T15:01:00.000+02:00

I like this Pledge, but i think most of the people i work with or had worked with wont be able to take such a pledge !!!

Believe that the software I help to create defines me as a professional, and speaks volumes about my commitment to software development.

I care that the software I help to create is useful and usable
I care that the software I help to create is simple and elegant
I care that the software I help to create is reliable and robust
I care that the software I help to create is responsive and scalable
I care that the software I help to create can be extended and maintained
I care that the software I help to create can be safely reused
I care that the software I help to create is economical
I care that the software I help to create is ready when it's needed
I care that the people I work with also care about software as passionately as I do "I'm not sure about this one!!!"

Can you take the pledge

"Will they not then understand?" - أفلا يعقلون

2008-01-08T13:19:00.000+02:00

This is really the best video i have seen in 2007, great directing and acting, excellent story .. Masha allah , thsi is part 1, its a 2 parts video with a total of 18 min, its a time well spent :)

i'll try to find a translated version of it.

Surah Ya-Sin , Verse 68 "If we grant long life to any, We cause him to be reversed in nature: will they not then understand? " - وَمَنْ نُعَمِّرْهُ نُنَكِّسْهُ فِي الْخَلْقِ أَفَلا يَعْقِلُونَ

Why do we read Qur'an?

2007-12-03T15:34:00.001+02:00

This is a beautiful story of an Old American Muslim lived on a farm in the mountains of eastern Kentucky with his young grandson. Each morning, Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Qur'an. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could. One day the grandson asked, "Grandpa! I try to read the Qur'an just like you but I don't understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soon as I close the book. What good does reading the Qur'an do?"

To know why and what good is there? Continue the post @ ~~THE SOARING SOUL~~ ...

How cool is that !!

2007-12-02T15:13:00.000+02:00

Ummah Films - The Parent Negotiations

2007-11-26T15:39:00.000+02:00

So Actually Ali has a good point and a nice sense of humor too :)

I love this story- its kinda true

2007-11-22T10:54:00.000+02:00

التقطتُ مفاتيح سيارتى على عجل وهرولت باتجاه الباب لأدرك صلاة العشاء
عندما سمعت الصوت المعتاد: خذ هذه ورقة بما نحتاجه من السوق وأريدها كلها اليوم.. رمضان إقترب
تناولت الورقة صاغرا.. فعشر سنين من الزواج كفيلة بترويض أسد هصور
دسستُ الورقة فى جيبى دون النظر إليها مؤثرا السلامة مما قد يصيبنى من توبيخ محقق إذا استشفت زوجتى من النظرة امتعاضا أو ترددا فى سرعة التنفيذ
خرجت من المسجد مشمرا عن ساعد الجد للمهمة الجليلة
فى السيارة أخرجت الورقة كما أخرجت دفترا صغيرا أخفيه بعناية لأعيد ترتيب المتطلبات حسب أماكن تواجدها بالأسواق
اكتسبت هذه العادة مؤخرا بعد أن اكتشفت – متأخرا جدا – أن زوجتى تتعمد بعثرة المتطلبات فى الورقة بقدر ما تستطيع
فإذا احتاجت ثمناية أصناف من العطارة فهى لا تكتبهم متجاورين بل تكتب أول أربعة منهم متجاورين وذلك لكى تعطينى الانطباع بأن هذا كل ما تريده من عطارة ثم توزع الباقى بين أصناف اللحوم والخضار والمنظفات فلا أكتشفها إلا عند الجزار ويكون الوقت قد فات للعودة 20 كيلو مترا وسط الزحام لإحضار 100 جرام ورق غار ، فأعود بدونها واقف أمامها كتلميذ خائب يخفق دائما فى الامتحان.. وعند ذلك يهان الزوج أو يهان
انتهيت من ترتيب المتطلبات وانطلقت أولا إلى محل العطارة
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بدأتُ أملى على البائع
منشليش مطحون – سبلدج أسود حب – وراغ ورق صغير – ملسويس خشن – حمنش أصفر - فشخمان إيرانى
البائع: موجود ولكن عندنا ملسويس ناعم فقط
أنا: حسنا سأبحث عنه فى مكان أخر كم الحساب؟
البائع: 117 ملطوش ولكن لا يوجد ملسويس خشن فى السوق.. لم يعد أحد يستورده.. لن تجد سوى الناعم
بائع حقير.. منذ سنوات -والقلب غض والآمال واعده- كنت أصدق مثل هذا البائع
فما أن أعود إلى زوجتى بما قال حاملا البديل حتى تصب على رأسى كل ما فى قاموس التهكم والسخرية من كلمات على غفلتى وخيبتى الثقيلة وكيف ضحك على البائع لأشترى ما لديه وتؤكد لى أن جارتنا قد اشترت نفس الغرض أمس فقط
شكرت البائع وطفت سوق العطارة كله بحثا عن ملسويس خشن بلا فائدة
اتصلت من الموبايل
أنا: السلام عليكم
هي: نعم
أنا: لا يوجد ملسويس خشن فى كل السوق لا يوجد سوى ملسويس ناعم
هي: انت فلوسك كثيرة تتصل من الجوال لهذا ألا تتصرف مرة واحدة من نفسك.. اشترى ناعم طبعا وهل تريدنا أن نقضى رمضان بدون ملسويس؟ حسبى الله ونعم الوكيل فيك
عدت إلى البائع وطلبت ملسويس ناعم ناولني إياه وابتسامة شامتة مرسومة على وجهه العكر
عدت إلى سيارتى لأجد أحدهم وقد أغلق على الطريق بسيارته.. انتظرت لمدة نصف ساعة وأنا أكاد أنفجر من الغيظ ، الويل لى إن أغلقت الأسواق قبل أن أشترى كل ما بالورقة
أخذت أتخيل ما سأفعله بصاحب السيارة، لأفجّرن فيه قهر السنين
وصل أخيرا واتجه إلى سيارته كطاووس متبختر
كظمت غيظى وعفوت-امتثالا للآية الكريمة- ثم امتثالا لهاتف العقل حيث إن وزن المذكور لا يمكن أن يقل عن المائة وخمسين كيلو جراما بحال من الأحوال
قفزت إلى سيارتى وقبلتى سوق الخضار
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وصلت إلى سوق الخضار
كم أحس بالاختناق هنا فأنا من رُهاب الزحام ولكن بدرجه أقل من رُهاب الزوجات
انطلقت على بركة الله بين المبسطات حاملا الورقة بين أسنانى لانشغال يدى وكتفى بحمل ما لذ وطاب، خطر لى استئجار أحد الحمالين ولكنه كان مطلبا أعز من الخل الوفى فى مثل هذا الزحام
أحرص دائما على الفصال مع شدة كرهى له ولكن امتثالا لأوامر حرمنا المصون التى لا تنسى السؤال عن سعر كل سلعة قبل الفصال وبعده.. فإذا أرتج على القول كعادة كل كذوب صاحت بحكمتها المفضلة أطبعك والطبع فيك غالب.. وتمسك عن إكمالها لوضوح القصد وتعففا عن ذكر الذيول
من بين المتطلبات: فلفل رومى أصفر.. لم أجده.. هناك أخضر وأحمر فقط.. مددت يدى إلى الجوال ولكن تذكرت موقعة ملسويس الحربية وما نالنى فيها فتوكلت على الله و اشتريت فلفلا ذا لون أحمر
أوصلت الخضار والفواكه إلى السيارة و أنا أشهق بأنفاسى ويتصبب منى العرق
لمحت البقالات على الجانب الأخر من الطريق فعبرت الطريق متقافزا بين السيارات كراقص باليه محترف
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أعانى مشكلة عويصة فى هذه البقالات
أقف وسط الزبائن أمام ثلاجة الأجبان والمخللات فيتجاهلنى البائعون تماما ملبين طلبات كل من حولى.. وكثيرا ما وقفت أمام المرآة فى حمامى أحملق فى صورتى لعلى أكتشف السبب.. ولكن عجزت تماما
الصبر يا رب
أخذت أبتسم للبائع ابتسامات عريضة عل بياض أسنانى يلفت نظره
أخيرا تلطف البائع بإجابة طلباتى
البائع: ولكن جبن فلمنك شركة رحمانى اختفى من السوق.. لا يوجد سوى جبن فلمنك شنخوانى
أنا: لا بأس كله فلمنك.. أخذت شنخوانى
دفعت الحساب ووضعت الأغراض على المقعد الخلفى والباقى على المقعد الأمامى وانحشرت بين الأغراض لأقود السيارة إلى البيت
وصلت أخيرا وقضيت حوالى الساعة فى رحلات مكوكية بين منزلنا العامر فى الطابق الثالث والسيارة لنقل كل الأغراض
دخلت بالدفعة الأخيرة من الأغراض وأنا أكاد أحبو على أربع
وجدت زوجتى واقفة فى المطبخ وسط الأغراض ويديها فى وسطها كقائد ملهم يستعرض قواته
أنا: السلام عليكم
هي: هل اشتريت كل ما طلبت
أنا: نعم الحمد لله
هي: هات الورقة التى بها الطلبات
ألقت عليها نظرة سريعة ومدت يدها إلى أحد الأكياس
الحقيقة أن الله قد من على بزوجة ذات موهبة رائعة -تفوق موهبة سحرة برامج المنوعات التلفزيونية- فمن بين الثمانين كيسا وصندوقا سحبت أول كيس فكان كيس الفلفل الأحمر ثم سحبت الكيس التالى فكان طبعا كيس الجبن الشنخوانى
نظرت إلى بدهشة واستنكار
فهوى قلبى إلى قرار سحيق
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صرخت زوجتى: جبن شنخواني؟
أنا: لم أجد رحمانى
هي: ولماذا لم تتصل لتسألنى قبل شراءه أليس فى يدك موبايل؟
أضغط على أعصابى بكل ما أوتيت من قوه حتى لا أنفجر
أنا: كله جبن فلمنك
هي: لا.. نحن لا نحب هذا النوع.. لا بد أن ترجعه
فى بعض الأحيان يضطر الزوج إلى اتخاذ قرار ديكتاتورى قبل انفلات زمام الأمور
اتخذت قرارى وبحسم وهدوء يسبق عاصفة هوجاء قلت: لن أُعيد شيئا
هي: على راحتك أنا لن أكل منه وكذلك الأولاد لا يأكلونه
أنا: حسنا سأكله أنا
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على مائدة العشاء وجدت كرة الجبن الشنخوانى - والتى تزن 2 كيلو- موضوعة بكاملها على الطبق المقابل لمقعدى وإلى جوارها السكين , حسناً إنها لحظة التحدى وإثبات الذات , العيون كلها معلقة بى, تناولت السكين واقتطعت جزءا ووضعته فى فمى
لعنة الله عليك يا شنخوانى
ما هذا الطعم
أغمضت عينى وأخذت أمضغ بهدوء متصنعا أننى غارق فى لذة الطعم الشنخوانى العريق
ابتلعت الجبن بعد جهد جهيد وقلت: ما شاء الله هكذا يكون الجبن
رأيت فى العيون سخرية ماكرة، عرضت على الطفلين قطعه ولكنهما امتنعا
طبعا أمهما هى السبب
أكملت عشائى وتناولت خلاله نصف كيلو جبن شنخوانى وغادرت المائدة وان أترنح من هول العذاب
بعد صلاة الفجر فتحت الثلاجة وأحضرت السكين وأخذت أقطع الكرة اللعينة إلى مربعات صغيره ووضعتها فى علبة أنيقة
فى العمل أخذت أطوف بمكاتب الزملاء حاملا العلبة فى يدى وأنا استحلفهم بالله ألا يرفضوا مشاركتى هذا النوع الجديد من الجبن زاعما أنه جبن فرنسى اسمه فاتلوا.. أحضره أخى معه من فرنسا أمس
تناولوا الجبن بتلذذ
جُبِلَ الناس على حب كل ما هو مجانى
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عدت إلى المنزل سعيدا بالتخلص من هذا البلاء ممنيا النفس بغذاء شهى ينسينى معاناة تلك الليلة الرهيبة
على الغذاء سألتنى زوجتى أين ذهبت كرة الجبن
أكلت منها فى الإفطار وأخذت الباقى إلى العمل حيث أنها جميلة جدا مع الشاى ولمحها الزملاء فتختطفوها من بعضهم البعض
صمتت و أُفحمت تماما
أخيرا انتصرت عليها
تناولت الغذاء ودخلت إلى سريرى لأنام القيلولة
استيقظت قبل المغرب وتوضأت وبينما أرتدى ثيابى دخلت زوجتى وعلى وجهها ابتسامة جميلة ووجها ينم عن فرحة غريبة لا أفهمها
هاهى أول نتائج انتصارى عليها
هل نمت جيدا يا حبيبى؟
أنا: الحمد لله
هي: زينب زوجة حسين زميلك بالعمل اتصلت بى
أنا: وماذا تريد؟
هي: طلبت منى أن أسألك سؤالا
أنا: خيرا إن شاء الله؟
هي: تسأل إن كنت تعرف من أى محل فى باريس أحضر أخوك جبن فاتلوا لأن أختها مسافرة غدا وهى تريد تذوقه بعد أن حكى لها زوجها عن جمال هذا الجبن الذى تذوقه من يدك الكريمة
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رباه ما هذا الحظ.. ألا يمكن أن أظل منتصرا لنصف يوم فقط؟

I wanna MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC :'(

2007-11-15T15:30:00.000+02:00

Identity 2.0 & Web 2.0

2007-11-08T14:17:00.000+02:00

Not Comment :)

2007-06-25T18:37:00.000+03:00

ياشعبي حبيبي ياروحي يابيبي........... يا حاطك في جيبي يابن الحلال

ياشعبي ياشاطر ياجابر خواطر........... ياساكن مقابر وصابر وعال

ياواكل سمومك يابايع هدومك........... يا حامل همومك وشايل جبال

ياشعبي اللي نايم وسارح وهايم........... وفي الفقر عايم وحاله ده حال

احبك محشش مفرفش مطنش........... ودايخ مدروخ واخر انسطال

احبك مكبر دماغك مخدر........... ممشي امورك كده باتكال

واحب اللي ينصب واحب اللي يكدب........... واحب اللي ينهب ويسرق تلال

واحب اللي شايف وعارف وخايف........... وبالع لسانه وكاتم ماقال

واحب اللي قافل عيونه المغفل........... واحب البهايم واحب البغال

واحب اللي راضي واحب اللي فاضي........... واحب اللي عايز يربي العيال

واحب اللي يائس واحب اللي بائس........... واحب اللي محبط وشايف محا

لواحبك تسافر وتبعد تهاجر........... وتبعت فلوسك دولار او ريال

واحبك تطبل تهلل تهبل........... عشان مطش كوره وفيلم ومقال

واحبك تأيد تعضض تمجد........... توافق تنافق وتلحس نعال

تحضر نشادر تجمع كوادر........... تلمع تقمع تظبط مجال

لكن لو تفكر تخطط تقرر........... تشغلي مخك وتفتح جدال

وتبدأ تشاكل وتعمل مشاكل ...........وتنكش مسائل وتسأل سؤال

وعايز تنور وعايز تطور........... وتعمللي روحك مفرذ رجال

ساعتها حجيبك لايمكن اسيبك ...........وراح تبقى عبره وتصبح مثال

حبهدل جنابك واذل اللي جابك........... وحيكون عذابك ده فوق الاحتمال

وامرمط سعادتك واهزأ سيادتك........... واخلي كرامتك في حالة هزال

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V for Vendetta: V Speech

2007-06-03T18:08:00.000+03:00

Ok, This is one of my Favourites Movies, so I had to share it, I tried more than once to memorise it and finally I managed at least to know the words ..

He says : “"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished.

However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.”

Bs khalas , enjoy the Video

Tagged

2007-04-28T01:22:00.000+03:00

So Hany Tagged me for this INTERROGATION, i kept following this tag and reading others answer its kind a funny issue , but however nothing more beauty than observing the real people ;)

SECTION 1 - Last 1s?
1. last beverage? Tea with Milk, the milk is a basic component in all my beverages
2. last phone call? Hind
3. last instant message? Laila
4. last cd played? The Bedlam, JamesBlunt
5. last time you cried? My firend Mo3taz Died
6. last text message? Laila also , i was replying on her's

Section 2 - 6 Have You Evers:
1. dated someone twice? NO, Neveeeeer ,
2. been cheated on? Thanks god, No
3. kissed someone & regretted it? Yes !!
4. lost someone special? Nope , i keep people close always, i consider it duty
5. been depressed? once a month for like 2 hours :)
6. been drunk and threw up? I don’t drink :-!

Section 3 - List 3
Favorite Colors
1. Brown , Blue , Red ( Ahliiiiii) , and Hind eyes ( i dont know
what to call it)
Section 4 - This month have you
1. Made a new friend? Yes , Thakns God , made 2
2. Fallen out of love? he3 he3 he3 , not that easy
3. Laughed until you cried? Yes , Waleed dah mas7'arah
4. Met someone who changed your life? not this month
5. Found out who your true friends were? they do still the same , so not this month
6. Is there something you want to tell someone? Walied , sorry for missing Spider man
7. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? i have 3 boys 2 girls , the boys anytime, the girls if i have a death wish or something , hind will hit me by a car :)
8. How many people on your top friends do you know in real life? 5 or more
9. How many kids do you want to have? 1 or less :)
10. Do you have any pets? Nope , dont wanna
11. Do you wanna change your name? :-) Mohamad , i couldn't find better name ?
12. What did you do for your last birthday? i do everthing all days except my birthday, coz its my mum's too , so it all about mum !
13. What time did you wake up today? 9 AM
14.What were you doing at midnight last night? scouting cairo for a cinema that shows Spider Man 3 , midnight
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for? in Life - H I N D - in the hereafter , The Ganah with the family
16. Last time you saw your father? Last night.
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? Thanks God , i'm cool , but if i'm more wiser & religious it will be great :)
18.What are you listening to right now? how did you know !!!! Raga - 2aal 3amel mosh 3arefni we kano fi youm mashafni ... yataaraa hayegra7 meen we haygi , my sister 3amla dawsha
19. Have you ever talked to Tom? nope , but i'm always talking to myself, but i can't convince me
20. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? Yes :s , but i already stopped donig that. coz i left Harf
21.What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone? socks, i hate to wear the sameone two days !!!
22. Who’s getting on your nerves right now? HIND :)
23. Most visited webpage? Google , google cooperate , my personal online work station
24. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi :s , mafesh zabado !!!
25. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week? Nope :( , i wont mind bs bil 7alal ya m3laem
26. Mac or PC? MAC_donald :P , MAC sure although i have PC , but its nice to change

EOP :)

What Famous Leader Am I?

2007-04-26T12:48:00.000+02:00

I saw this Test at Hany Barakt Blog , and as I’m kind of free these days. Due to that I left Harf and I don’t work there anymore...

Yeah really, didn't I mention that before? My bad I’ll write an entire post about working at Harf

back to my test result, which still making me laugh :)))))

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

How i'll run my IT company !!

2007-03-29T11:44:00.000+02:00

Okay. some one asked me in an interview 2 month ago, and he was the GM of a company if you had my place, I told him " I'll lose some weight " :)

But after the interview kept thinking if were in his place what shall I do??

So here it is to everyone who will start an IT company or have an IT department this is my 10 commands of how to have the best IT company

1. You precious resource is the people invest in them , and they will invest in you
The time is people precious resource help them save it, they will save you

2. Under Estimation is Bad
Over Estimation is Good
Accurate estimation is Better

3. Personality & management :
A clever person solves a problem.A wise person avoids it.
-- Einstein

4. Problem solving:
The significant problems we face cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
-- Albert Einstein

5. Everybody Knows:
If you don't understand it, you can't program it.
If you didn't measure it, you didn't do it.

6. Scheduling:
Wexelblat's Scheduling Algorithm:
Choose two:
A. Good
B. Fast
C. Cheap

7.Deming's 14 points ;)

1.Create constancy of purpose.
2.Adopt the new philosophy.
3.Cease dependence on mass inspection to achieve quality.
4.Minimize total cost, not initial price of supplies.
5.Improve constantly the system of production and service.
6.Institute training on the job.
7.Institute leadership.
8.Drive out fear.
9.Break down barriers between departments.
10.Eliminate slogans, exhortations, and numerical targets.
11.Eliminate work standards (quotas) and management by objective.
12.Remove barriers that rob workers, engineers, and managers of their right to pride of 13.workmanship.
14.Institute a vigorous program of education and self-improvement.
15.Put everyone in the company to work to accomplish the transformation.

8. Acting technique:
On the radio the other night, Jimmy Connors said the best advice he ever got was from Bobby Riggs:
do it
do it right
do it right now

9. Acting technique 2:
It is not enough to do your best: you must know what to do, and THEN do your best.
-- W. Edwards Deming

10. If its to be its up to Me
--Mohamed Nabil

Get Invloved

2007-02-28T10:42:00.000+02:00

Get Invloved

Pollution, Eespecially from cars and from making electricity is a major cause of global warming .

Find Out How you can make a diffrence ??

Most people have heard of global warming.

But few people understand that if we don’t do something about it soon, it could be too late to reverse serious consequences.

Global warming happens because gases emitted chiefly by power plants and cars trap heat inside our atmosphere. Large-scale solutions are necessary, such as switching to cleaner energy sources.

But there are also dozens of things each one of us can do, right now, to begin making a difference. This consumer guide is full of positive, practical advice. Government and business each have crucial roles to play.

We In Harf Create 1248.7 Metric tons of carbon

You could release about the same amount of carbon pollution by cutting and burning all the trees in a section of the Amazon rainforest the size of 149.8 football fields.

How Can You Cut Your Pollution?

1. Start at home
Small changes add up. If every American made smart choices at home, we would cut 800 million tons of heat-trapping pollution -- as much as 100 other countries release.

Change to better bulbs »

2. Drive smart
American cars and light trucks burn over 8 million barrels of oil a day. When it comes to global warming, how and what you drive is one of the most powerful choices you can make.

Tips for driving smarter »

3. Cancel out the rest
Even after you have reduced your use of gas and home energy, there's still more you can do. Buying offsets, or credits, lets us neutralize what we can't cut.

How to buy carbon offsets »

What can we do in WORK ?

I which the companies could make some Rules

Shut down our PCs after work
Shut down our Rooms Light in the break - its A common misperception is that it takes a lot of extra energy to turn on a CFL. This may seem true since some CFLs take a few minutes to "warm up" before they reach full brightness. Turning on a light does require additional energy; however, the bulb's "warm up" period does not draw extra electricity.
Save Cars and come together to work
don't user cars for small in town movement , its more benefit for earth and for you health

YOU ARE INVLOVED

The Oil and the Engine , In-depth look for romance

2006-10-29T23:37:00.000+02:00

Have you ever wondered why in all romance movies, the led person have to be the man, and I mean by the led is the one who is the story about, the one who make actions and steps, have u ever wondered how he succeed ?

I will tell you some secret that I learned you will feel that I'm talking about you or even that I'm You

A man can't do without a woman. A fact that is passed on through decades, that’s man is the engine woman is the oil

Man is the moon, woman is the sun

I'll tell you a bunch of scenarios that will prove to you that those (Women) who are desperately seeking romance are actually the source of it without even notice

Scenario A:
I'll start with the worst case scenario. A fight

You just had you fight and you mad, but that stupid creature inside your heart is jumping on you chest to go back and make things good, so you move

You get your car keys, you turn on the ignition, you find the nearest finest florist and by a big bouquet of red flower, you prepare a line or two that you will start the conversation with.

You go, you knock, and she is there, with her eyes sad and nose red, with face is a miss and hair is mass, you through away your lines like a boom waiting to wither explode in you face or open a whole in the wall of hate

And you will wait.

She smiles, she stand she see the red rose and she ask why?

If your fool you will know that she just opened the gate

But what gate, is it the gate for another fight or the gate for an endless happy,

And you're still waiting, for a key for this happy gate. Your are waiting a smile

A smile that will make every thing OK

Afterwards you will ask me who the root of romance is J ?

Next time will tell you about another scenario and the RULES, and how jail bars can keep a prisoner alive

Relatively of Einstein in Social life

2006-10-20T15:03:00.000+02:00

Have you ever wondered about a slogan that shaped other people life, have you ever though about the what other do believe in , I managed to gather three good if not great scientist under one word its not science smarty Relatively

In Science
In 1632 Galileo introduced the principle of relativity It essentially states that to all observers in constant motion, regardless of their position or velocity in the universe, all physical laws will appear the same. From this principle, it follows that an observer cannot determine either his absolute speed or direction of travel in space

Albert Einstein's 1905 paper "On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies" introduced the special theory of relativity. Special relativity considers that observers in inertial reference frames, which are in uniform motion relative to one another, cannot perform any experiment to determine which one of them is "stationary". This is actually Galileo's principle of relativity; Einstein's contribution was to explicitly include electromagnetism within this principle by replacing, in the formalism, the Galilean transformations with Lorentz transformations and to see that this led to many surprising consequences. In particular it overthrew the Newtonian concept of absolute time and required the speed of light in a vacuum to be the same for all these observers, regardless of their motion, or the motion of the source of the light, since the invariance of the speed of light is a consequence of the principle of relativity applied to Maxwell's equations of electromagnetism.
This is the strength of special relativity, that it can be derived from such a single, basic principle: the invariance of the laws of physics under a shift of inertial reference frames, known as Lorentz covariance.

A fundamental principle of all physics is the equivalence of inertial reference frames. In practical terms, this equivalence means that " scientists living inside an enclosed box moving uniformly cannot detect their motion by any experiment done exclusively inside the box "

IN SOCIAL

So What box are you living IN, The formal laws state that time is relatively in the eye of the observer, and if you smart enough to know that static is formulated from

Life = Time + Place + motion

You will find out that since time is relatively, life also relatively to each one of us, you cannot never understand some one else life, you cannot understand his reasons, motive , or even taste

So don't ever judge , just observe and learn

You finished the post

Welcome to the observer blog , there is more to learn and more to watch , so come on a teach me

The Nabileon

High School Prank

The Analyst inside

So are we now "Nasanees"??!

Just don't look from high above , dig deep into !!

The Advantage of Being an ARAB

Globalization for Dummies !!

Did You Know ? Are you Ready ? Are They?

We Shaped the Rocks

I Care About Software

"Will they not then understand?" - أفلا يعقلون

Why do we read Qur'an?

How cool is that !!

Ummah Films - The Parent Negotiations

I love this story- its kinda true

I wanna MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC :'(

Identity 2.0 & Web 2.0

Not Comment :)

V for Vendetta: V Speech

Tagged

What Famous Leader Am I?

How i'll run my IT company !!

Get Invloved

1. Start at homeSmall changes add up. If every American made smart choices at home, we would cut 800 million tons of heat-trapping pollution -- as much as 100 other countries release.Change to better bulbs »

2. Drive smartAmerican cars and light trucks burn over 8 million barrels of oil a day. When it comes to global warming, how and what you drive is one of the most powerful choices you can make.Tips for driving smarter »

3. Cancel out the restEven after you have reduced your use of gas and home energy, there's still more you can do. Buying offsets, or credits, lets us neutralize what we can't cut.

The Oil and the Engine , In-depth look for romance

Relatively of Einstein in Social life

1. Start at home
Small changes add up. If every American made smart choices at home, we would cut 800 million tons of heat-trapping pollution -- as much as 100 other countries release.

Change to better bulbs »

2. Drive smart
American cars and light trucks burn over 8 million barrels of oil a day. When it comes to global warming, how and what you drive is one of the most powerful choices you can make.

Tips for driving smarter »

3. Cancel out the rest
Even after you have reduced your use of gas and home energy, there's still more you can do. Buying offsets, or credits, lets us neutralize what we can't cut.